Excommunicated by the State: Ukraine’s War on Its Largest Church Takes a Dark Turn

In a move that feels ripped from the pages of a Cold War thriller, Ukraine has officially stripped Metropolitan Onufry—head of the largest Christian denomination in the country—of his citizenship. The 80-year-old cleric, long at the helm of the Ukrainian Orthodox Church (UOC), now finds himself stateless in a country where he once led millions…

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British PM’s Brilliant Plan: Arresting Right-Wing Nationalists with a “Standing Army”

Fact-Checked by The Chris Wick News Community British PM Keir Starmer’s Revolutionary Approach to Civil Unrest In a move straight out of a dystopian novel, British Prime Minister Keir Starmer announced on Monday that a “standing army” is ready to mass arrest “right-wing nationalists” who dare to question the UK government’s immigration policies. This bold…

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The Plot Twist: Climate Murder Charges for Global Warming Deniers

Brace yourselves, folks! The Democrats are back with another earth-shattering idea: charging people who deny man-made global warming with ‘climate murder.’ That’s right, if you dare to question the climate change narrative, you might find yourself in court facing some serious accusations. The War on Oil: Targeting Industry Executives In their crusade to obliterate the…

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The CIA’s Global Coup D’Etat Extravaganza: How to Overthrow Democracies and Alienate BRICS

CIA and Bolivian Democracy: A Soap Opera Unfolds Welcome to the latest episode of “Global Coup D’Etat Extravaganza,” where the CIA once again proves that it has the subtlety of a sledgehammer and the finesse of a bulldozer. This week’s feature? Bolivia, where Bolivian Army General Juan Jose Zuniga decided it was high time to…

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