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The Grand Conspiracy: How Demons Are Plotting to Enslave Humanity
In a stunning revelation that will surprise no one who’s spent more than five minutes on the internet, it has become apparent that everything...
The Great Global Hypnosis: A Guide to Seeing Through the World’s Collective Delusion
In a world teeming with technological marvels, you’d think humanity would have reached the pinnacle of enlightenment by now. Instead, it appears we've collectively...
The Bovine Dilemma: Fix the Cows or Bypass Bessie Entirely?
Picture this: a sprawling Kansas farm at dawn, cows lazily grazing on dewy pastures, and the soft sounds of nature mingling with...burps and farts?...
The Irony of Vaccine Safety: Pfizer CEO Didn’t Take the Jab
In a world where the words "safe and effective" became synonymous with hope, Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla emerged as the prophet of the vaccine...
Danish Farmers Face FART Fines: The Cow’s Out of the Bag!CowDanish Farmers Face FART Fines: The Cow’s Out of the Bag!
In a groundbreaking move that's sure to ruffle some feathers—and tails—Denmark has announced the world’s first carbon tax specifically targeting the farts and burps...
