A Pandemic in the Making: The Curious Case of the Bird Flu mRNA Vaccine
In a move that can only be described as a masterclass in preparation for a pandemic that barely exists, the FDA has given emergency use authorization (EUA) to Bill Gates’ latest marvel: a bird flu mRNA vaccine. Yes, you read that correctly. The government has already splurged on 4.8 million doses of this wonder drug, all in the name of “pandemic preparedness.” This, despite the fact that a grand total of 11 people in the United States have contracted the bird flu. Talk about being ahead of the curve!
Revolutionary Routes: New Ways to Administer the mRNA Vaccine
But wait, there’s more! Not only has the FDA approved this vaccine for adults, but it has also given the green light for children, allowing it to be administered “via any route of administration.” This translates to the vaccine potentially being slipped into your food or even sprayed into the air you breathe. Who needs traditional methods when you can have your vaccine with a side of dinner or a breath of fresh air?
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Coding the Chaos: New CPT Codes for the Bird Flu Vaccine
The American Medical Association (AMA), never one to miss out on the fun, has provided a provisional CPT code for the bird flu vaccine. The new product code for this little gem is:
90695: Influenza virus vaccine, H5N8, derived from cell cultures, adjuvanted for intramuscular use
But wait, there’s more! The AMA has also given us a handy list of administration codes for both children and adults. For children, it’s all about comprehensive care:
90460: Immunization administration through 18 years of age via any route of administration, with counseling by physician or other qualified health care professional; first or only component of each vaccine or toxoid administered
90461: Each additional vaccine or toxoid component administered
For adults, because we’re clearly tougher:
90471: Immunization administration (includes percutaneous, intradermal, subcutaneous, or intramuscular injections); 1 vaccine (single or combination vaccine/toxoid)
90472: Each additional vaccine (single or combination vaccine/toxoid)
The US Government’s Big Bet on CSL Seqirus
The US government, not one to be left out of the action, has ordered more than 4.8 million doses of a pre-pandemic cell-based vaccine from CSL Seqirus. This company, which has links to our favorite billionaire philanthropist, Bill Gates, is singing the praises of the bird flu vaccine as essential for “pandemic preparement.”
Global Distribution: Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation Takes Charge
The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, always on the front lines of global health, has announced plans to distribute the bird flu mRNA shot to developing countries. The goal? To vaccinate as many people as possible. Because nothing says global health like an experimental vaccine for a disease that has barely made a dent in the population.
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Funding the Future: HHS and Moderna’s $176 Million Partnership
In other news, the Department of Health and Human Services, through the Biomedical Advanced Research and Development Authority, has gifted $176 million to Big Pharma giant Moderna. The task at hand? To develop an mRNA-based vaccine to counter the bird flu outbreak. Because if there’s one thing we need more of, it’s mRNA vaccines.
A Crisis in the Making: The Food Supply Fiasco
Meanwhile, the global elite, in conjunction with the Deep State, are engineering a crisis with potentially dire consequences for the food supply. This crisis conveniently paves the way for Big Pharma to push vaccines on the most vulnerable members of society.
Colorado’s State of Emergency: The Avian Flu Outbreak
In a dramatic turn of events, Colorado’s Democrat governor has declared a state of emergency following a bird flu outbreak at an egg production facility. This outbreak will result in the slaughter of millions of chickens, delivering yet another blow to America’s already beleaguered food supply.
Governor Jared Polis made the disaster emergency declaration, unlocking the resources necessary to help affected poultry facilities respond to and contain outbreaks of avian flu. Because nothing says “we’ve got this under control” like a mass culling of chickens.
In Conclusion: The Future of Pandemic Preparement
So, there you have it. In a world where a handful of bird flu cases can trigger a multi-million-dollar vaccine rollout, we can all sleep soundly knowing that our government, Big Pharma, and the philanthropic elite are on the case. After all, when it comes to pandemic preparement, you can never be too prepared for the unlikely.
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So, there you have it. In a world where a handful of bird flu cases can trigger a multi-million-dollar vaccine rollout, we can all sleep soundly knowing that our government, Big Pharma, and the philanthropic elite are on the case. After all, when it comes to pandemic preparement, you can never be too prepared for the unlikely.