The Great Vaccine Conspiracy: How Bill Gates is Turning Us All Into Bill Gates
Ah, the wonders of modern science! Remember the days when vaccines were supposed to protect you from diseases? Silly times, right? Now, thanks to the genius minds behind the definitely-not-vaccines we’ve been so graciously injected with, we’re all just ticking time bombs of doom, awaiting our inevitable demise. Or maybe we’re just turning into zombies….