BREAKING: Yet Another Genius Solves World Problems, Mysteriously Ends Up “Accidentally” Deceased

In a world where the biggest problems remain unsolved, one thing remains consistent: If you dare to solve them, you better update your will. The latest victim of this tragically predictable trend? Dr. Elmer Brightmind, a little-known scientist who, according to sources, had the audacity to come up with a solution to the global energy…

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