Danish Farmers Face FART Fines: The Cow’s Out of the Bag!CowDanish Farmers Face FART Fines: The Cow’s Out of the Bag!
In a groundbreaking move that’s sure to ruffle some feathers—and tails—Denmark has announced the world’s first carbon tax specifically targeting the farts and burps of livestock. That’s right, folks, starting in 2030, Danish cows, sheep, and pigs will no longer be able to toot with impunity. Instead, they’ll be paying their dues in the form…