The Magic Bullet We’ve Been Waiting For
Forget vaccines, forget masks, forget social distancing. We’ve been going about this all wrong! It turns out the surefire way to prevent every future pandemic is astonishingly simple: arrest the people who created the last one. Yes, you heard that right. No more pesky viruses or global lockdowns. Just lock up the “pandemic architects,” and voilà! World peace and health restored.
The Perfect Solution
Imagine a world where every time a new virus threatens to emerge, we simply dig through our archives, find the culprits behind the previous outbreak, and toss them in jail. Problem solved! It’s as if the very act of handcuffing them sends out a mystical signal to the virus world: “Not today, COVID-23. Your makers are behind bars!”
Blame, Arrest, Repeat
The logic here is flawless. After all, the best way to handle a health crisis is to ensure it never happens again by punishing those who caused the last one. Forget about complex scientific research or understanding how viruses work. That’s for nerds. The real heroes will be those who can track down these pandemic creators and give them a good dose of justice.
A Futuristic Utopia
In this brave new world, we’ll no longer need epidemiologists, virologists, or public health experts. Instead, we’ll have a new breed of pandemic detectives whose sole job is to find someone to blame. And as soon as they do, all future pandemics will disappear as quickly as they came. It’s practically science fiction—except it’s not. It’s the future we deserve.
Conclusion: Arresting Our Way to Health
So, let’s put away the lab coats and pull out the handcuffs. The future is clear: to prevent the next pandemic, all we need to do is arrest the right people for the last one. Simple, effective, and guaranteed to work—until the next time, of course. But hey, when that happens, we know exactly what to do.
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