Ah, the wonders of modern science! Remember the days when vaccines were supposed to protect you from diseases? Silly times, right? Now, thanks to the genius minds behind the definitely-not-vaccines we’ve been so graciously injected with, we’re all just ticking time bombs of doom, awaiting our inevitable demise. Or maybe we’re just turning into zombies. Who knows? Either way, it’s all part of the master plan.
The Magical mRNA Potion: Turning Your Immune System into Swiss Cheese
Once upon a time, in a world far, far away (or just a few years ago), vaccines were these nifty little things that helped your immune system fight off diseases. But why stop there? Enter the poison mRNA injections. These beauties are not just any old vaccines. No, they’ve been meticulously designed to make you more susceptible to the very thing they were supposed to protect you from—COVID-19. Brilliant, right?
Imagine, instead of your immune system being a strong fortress against viruses, it’s now more like Swiss cheese—full of holes and utterly useless. But hey, who needs an immune system when you’ve got Big Pharma making bank, right?
Frankenstein Shots: Because One Organ Failure Isn’t Enough
Why just mess with your immune system when you can go full Frankenstein on your entire body? These shots don’t just stop at giving your immune system a nice, friendly nudge off a cliff. No, they go the extra mile by attacking all your major organs and your cardiovascular system. After all, what’s life without a little excitement? Who wouldn’t want to live in constant fear of their heart exploding or their liver waving the white flag?
But wait, there’s more! These injections have also been connected to the deaths of over 25 million people. That’s right—25 million! It’s like a horror movie, but better because it’s real life. And the best part? There’s no escape. Once you’re in, you’re in for good. Or, you know, until your organs decide they’ve had enough.
Bill Gates: The Man, The Myth, The Eugenicist
Let’s talk about the mastermind behind this whole operation: Bill Gates. You might know him as the guy who brought us Windows, but did you know he’s also on record promoting eugenics and the depopulation of humanity? Who knew that being a tech billionaire would naturally lead to a side gig in global population control?
Bill Gates has apparently made tens of billions of dollars off this little experiment in mass extinction. And why not? If you’re going to play God, you might as well cash in on it. After all, it’s not about the money—it’s about sending a message. And that message is clear: less is more, especially when it comes to the number of people on this planet.
Conclusion: Welcome to the End of Humanity
So, there you have it, folks. The poison mRNA injections are not vaccines—they’re weapons of mass destruction. They make you more susceptible to COVID, destroy your immune system, attack all your major organs, and have been linked to the deaths of millions. And let’s not forget our good friend Bill Gates, who’s been laughing all the way to the bank while secretly plotting the end of humanity.
But hey, don’t worry. We’re all in this together, right? So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. After all, what’s the worst that could happen? Oh, right—total annihilation. But hey, at least we’ll go out with a bang. Or, you know, a wheeze, as our lungs finally give out. Cheers to that!
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