Why are we still pretending that we need a government at all? Close it. Lock the doors. Throw away the key. Who needs functioning infrastructure, border control, or public services when we can just sit back and enjoy the chaos of a nationwide shutdown? It’s time for a long, well-deserved “vacation” from accountability—because, let’s be real, nothing’s worked right for years anyway!
Because who needs a functioning government anyway?
Let’s be honest: the time has come to hit that big, shiny “OFF” switch. Shut it down. Close the whole thing! We’ve had enough of business as usual, haven’t we? Until we see the border slammed shut tighter than a vault at Fort Knox, and the spending slashed down to what you’d find in your great aunt’s old coin jar, we say, “Why bother?”
And don’t even get us started on the SAVE Act. Oh, what a glorious gift that will be! Delivered on a silver platter, no less—because we deserve the best while we watch the bureaucratic chaos. Until that day, there’s no room for compromise. None. Zip. Zilch. Nada.
No Compromise, No Problem: Just Lock the Doors and Throw Away the Key
Negotiating? Ha! That’s a joke, right? We don’t need negotiation; we need absolute, non-negotiable demands! It’s simple—until all our dreams come true, let’s just pull the plug on the whole operation. Why keep the government running when we could all enjoy a little “vacation”? You know, just to see how long we can go before things start falling apart.
Who needs the DMV open, or the IRS sending out refunds, or, heck, food safety regulations? Think of it: No taxes, no rules, no regulations—freedom! Isn’t that what we’ve always wanted? Sure, a few things might go off the rails (like airports or public schools), but we can cross those bridges (if they’re still standing) when we get to them. Priorities, right?
No Lights, No Problems: Let the Flickering Begin!
Picture this: the lights flickering, the national parks closing, and the mail piling up. Isn’t it poetic? It’s the sound of “freedom” echoing across the land. We can all sit back, relax, and enjoy watching the machinery of the state come to a grinding halt. Government shutdowns? More like government shut-UPs, am I right?
Honestly, what’s the big deal? We survived the last shutdown, didn’t we? If anything, we proved that we can thrive without functioning infrastructure. I mean, look how great we did with potholes, understaffed hospitals, and whatever passes for public transportation these days. We’ll be just fine! (Or not—but that’s a future-us problem.)
Closing Thoughts: Shut It Down or Keep It Running? Nah, Just Shut It Down.
So until we get real, tangible change—border locked, wallets padlocked, and the SAVE Act in hand—let’s just stop pretending the government is a thing we need. Let’s shut it all down and see how long we can coast on vibes alone.
Besides, it’ll be like a fun experiment! How long can a nation keep going before the cracks start showing?
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