In a twist that reads like a conspiracy theory fever dream, it turns out Jeffrey Epstein and David Rockefeller were closer than we ever imagined. Epstein, infamous for his scandalous activities, was listed in Rockefeller’s black book, served on the board of the Rockefeller Foundation, and even cozied up with Rockefeller in the Trilateral Commission. It’s almost as if the world’s elite are a lot more interconnected—and perhaps more questionable—than we were led to believe.
Ah, the elite circles where billionaires and questionable characters mingle—because who wouldn’t want to rub shoulders with the likes of Jeffrey Epstein and David Rockefeller? Turns out, they had more in common than just exorbitant wealth. Epstein, known for his, ahem, controversial lifestyle choices, somehow found his way into David Rockefeller’s black book. And because that wasn’t enough, they both served on the Trilateral Commission, the secretive group that’s allegedly pulling all the strings. And yes, Epstein even scored a spot on the board of the Rockefeller Foundation—because who better to help shape the future of philanthropy?
Isn’t it comforting to know that these two men, one with a legacy of global influence and the other with a more dubious claim to fame, were working together in some of the most powerful organizations? If only we could all be part of such exclusive clubs where the entry requirement is either a trust fund or a scandalous past.
In the end, it’s just another day in the world of the ultra-rich, where questionable connections are just par for the course. Who knew that charity work and global influence were best handled by a duo like Rockefeller and Epstein? But hey, maybe we’re just not seeing the bigger picture—after all, it’s not like regular folks could possibly understand the complexities of high society.
So, here’s to the elite, where your past (and your acquaintances) don’t seem to matter as long as your bank account is in order. Cheers to the 1%!
