Welcome to the modern world, where common sense is on life support, and we’re all just passengers on a rollercoaster of ridiculous ideas. The latest loop-de-loop? Tampons in boys’ bathrooms. Yes, you read that right. Apparently, someone out there decided that in the quest for inclusivity, logic should be the first casualty.
The Brave New World of Boys’ Bathrooms
Let’s start by setting the scene. Imagine a boys’ bathroom—a sanctuary of awkward shuffling, bad cologne, and hastily applied deodorant. But now, there’s a new player in town: the tampon. No, it’s not a mistake. It’s not a prank. It’s reality—at least according to the folks who believe that tampons belong in boys’ bathrooms.
Of course, this raises a few questions. Like, for example, why? The last time I checked, boys don’t have a monthly visitor that would necessitate such an item. But hey, who am I to argue with progress? After all, we live in a time where reality is more of a suggestion than a fact.
A Quick Trip to Reality (Or Perhaps the Psychiatrist)
Let’s take a brief detour to the land of common sense. In this strange place, boys have XY chromosomes, which generally means they don’t menstruate. But apparently, in the topsy-turvy world some people inhabit, this basic biological fact is not enough to deter the installation of tampon dispensers in boys’ bathrooms.
Maybe it’s time for a reality check—or perhaps a visit to a psychiatrist. Because the last time I checked, catering to needs that don’t exist isn’t inclusivity; it’s absurdity.
Inclusivity or Insanity?
Now, don’t get me wrong. Inclusivity is important. But when did inclusivity become synonymous with pretending biology doesn’t exist? It’s as if we’re living in a world where saying, “Boys don’t menstruate,” is somehow controversial. It’s as if acknowledging basic biology is now a radical act.
Here’s a thought: how about we include everyone without throwing logic out the window? How about we focus on real issues instead of creating new ones just for the sake of appearing woke? Because right now, it feels like we’re all part of a social experiment gone wrong—an experiment where reality is optional, and logic is considered offensive.
The Theatre of the Absurd
Picture this: a boy walks into his school bathroom. He washes his hands, checks his hair, and then spots a tampon dispenser on the wall. Confused, he wonders if he missed some new development in human biology. Should he ask his teacher about it? Should he Google it? Or should he just laugh it off as another example of the world losing its collective mind?
This is where we are now—living in a theater of the absurd, where absurdity is the new normal and common sense is the punchline.
The Final Curtain
As we come to the end of this little journey, one has to wonder: where does it end? What’s next? Condoms in the girls’ bathrooms? Razors in the kindergarten classroom? At what point do we stop and say, “Maybe, just maybe, we’ve taken this inclusivity thing a bit too far”?
Because, in the end, inclusivity should not mean abandoning reality. It should not mean installing tampon dispensers in boys’ bathrooms to cater to a need that doesn’t exist. Let’s get real, folks. It’s time to stop this circus of absurdity before the next act has us questioning whether water is wet.
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