Moderna Gets a Lifeline with a $176 Million Contract from Biden
In a dazzling display of corporate welfare, the Biden administration has graciously handed Moderna a $176 million contract to develop new mRNA jabs for a “pandemic influenza” supposedly caused by bird flu. It’s almost poetic how the once-struggling Moderna, teetering on the brink of collapse after the decline in COVID jab sales, found its savior in the federal government.
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Moderna and Pfizer: The Dynamic Duo of Pandemic Profiteering
The $45 billion company, Moderna, has managed to roll out precisely one functioning product: the COVID mRNA jab. But thanks to Biden’s benevolence, Moderna now has a shiny new profit stream. And in a plot twist that surprises absolutely no one, Pfizer is also riding this gravy train. Both companies have been gifted the golden ticket to create “catch-all” mRNA injections for any type of “pandemic influenza.” The implication? American taxpayers are footing the bill for Big Pharma’s endless profit party.
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Pandemic Preparedness or Corporate Welfare?
“The award made today is part of our longstanding commitment to strengthen our preparedness for pandemic influenza,” cooed Dawn O’Connell, Biden’s assistant secretary for preparedness and response. Translation: “We’re ensuring our favorite corporations stay flush with taxpayer dollars, come what may.”
O’Connell, whose expertise in healthcare is rivaled only by her legal acumen, was previously at the helm of the Coalition for Epidemic Preparedness Innovations (CEPI). This illustrious group, backed by none other than Bill Gates, boasts significant investments in Pfizer and Moderna. So, it’s comforting to know the fox is in charge of the henhouse.
A Never-Ending Stream of Pandemics: Big Pharma’s Dream Scenario
Should the bird flu fakedemic fail to whip the masses into a frenzy, Moderna and Pfizer have a foolproof backup plan: rebrand their mRNA jabs for whatever new scare tactic emerges next. The mantra is simple: “Pandemics forever.” With a universal mRNA injection for anything remotely related to “influenza,” these pharmaceutical giants are poised to rake in billions in profits for decades.
Jordan Schachtel, writing for The Dossier, astutely observes, “Pfizer and Moderna are effectively manufacturing a cure for a yet to be discovered infectious agent.” But hey, if you find this illogical, you’re probably one of those idiots who “thinks for yourself” and “does your own research.” What a buffoon! Everyone knows you should trust Pharma-sponsored virologists and epidemiologists without question.
The Bird Flu Boondoggle: A Numbers Game
In a comment that should make anyone with a modicum of critical thinking pause, someone noted that over the past 15 years, a grand total of 54 people have died from H5N1, also known as bird flu. Yet, here we are, rolling out new mRNA shots to combat this “threat.” Clearly, these new jabs are more about profit and less about protecting public health.
The Future of Public Health: Genocide for Profit?
One can’t help but wonder if these new mRNA shots are a double-edged sword. While they’re undoubtedly a financial windfall for Big Pharma, they also raise alarming questions about public health and ethics. Are we looking at a future where “pandemics” are manufactured crises designed to keep pharmaceutical companies afloat? Only time will tell.
In Conclusion: The Reality
In this brave new world, where government and Big Pharma dance a twisted tango of profit and power, the line between satire and reality grows ever thinner. As Moderna and Pfizer gear up to roll out their “super mRNA” jabs, one thing is clear: the real pandemic might just be corporate greed.
So, grab your popcorn, folks. The show is just getting started.
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