Biden Told NOT To Talk About His Own Record But To Attack Trump During Debate

The Grand Plan: Don’t Talk, Just Attack

In a plot twist that would make any reality TV show proud, top Democrats are reportedly urging Biden to drop the self-praise and go for Trump’s jugular. According to CNN, several prominent Democrats have issued “stark warnings” to Biden’s camp, highlighting that talking up the president’s policy record is about as effective as a screen door on a submarine.

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The Anonymous Advisers: The Plot Thickens

One of Biden’s unidentified advisers, presumably wearing a trench coat and sunglasses, told the media: “He wants credit, but it’s not working…..He needs to stop.” Ah, the sweet sound of disillusionment. RT reports that Biden has notoriously spun tales about being arrested while trying to see Nelson Mandela, dabbling in civil rights activism, having an uncle devoured by cannibals, and driving an 18-wheel truck. All these yarns have been neatly unraveled by fact-checkers.

Preparing for Battle: The Debate Countdown

As Biden gears up for Thursday’s presidential election debate with Trump, hosted by CNN, the strategy is clear: attack, attack, and did we mention attack? Four Democrats close to the White House, speaking on condition of anonymity (because that’s how all great political advice is given), have urged Biden to focus on Trump’s potential faults.

The Klain Connection: Strategy Over Substance

Biden has been holed up at the Camp David presidential retreat in Maryland since last Friday, under the tutelage of his former White House chief of staff, Ron Klain. Back in April, Klain reportedly noted that the president was spending too much time touting his infrastructure projects instead of connecting with voters on issues that keep them up at night. “Klain gets it,” one Democratic adviser told CNN, probably while nodding sagely.

The Polling Predicament: Trust Issues

Polling indicates that voters have a slight preference for Trump when it comes to their top-priority issues. An ABC News/Ipsos poll released last month revealed that Americans trust Trump more than Biden on matters like inflation and economic policies, by a margin of 14 percentage points. Ouch.

The Attack Plan: Threats and Felons

In recent weeks, the Biden campaign has been laser-focused on painting Trump as a “threat to democracy” and warning that he will revoke abortion rights from American women. Additionally, Biden and his allies have been hammering home the message that Trump is a convicted felon, following a New York City jury verdict that found him guilty of falsifying business records.

Conclusion: The Ultimate Strategy

So, there you have it. The grand strategy for Biden’s debate performance is not to dwell on his record but to launch a full-frontal assault on Trump. Because, in the world of modern politics, who needs accomplishments when you have adversaries?

Stay tuned for the next episode of “Presidential Debates: The Drama Continues.”

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